Campfire Songs
Run by the Retired Scouter.

Retired Scouter Campfire Songs 


Announcements, Announcements - 1


Announcements, Announcements, Announcements.
A horrible death to die, a horrible death to die,
a horrible death to be bored to death,
a horrible death to die.

Announcements, Announcements, Announcements
I'm falling asleep on my feet, I'm falling asleep on my feet,
I am falling asleep as he bores along,
I'm falling asleep on my feet

Announcements, Announcements, Announcements
[Paul] has got another one, another one, another one,
[Paul] has got another one he has them all the time.

Announcements, Announcements, Announcements...
We sold our cow, we sold our cow,
We have no use for your bull now,
For Your Bull Now.

Announcements, Announcements, Announcements.
We love you [Paul], oh yes we do-oo.
We love you [Paul], and we'll be true.
When your not with us, YA-HOOOOOO.
Oh, [Paul] we love you.

Announcements, Announcements, Announcements
When you're up you're up (all stand)
When you're down you're down (all sit)
But when you're only half-way up (half-stand)
You're neither up (stand up) or down(sit).

Announcements Announcements, Announcements
Row, row, row the boat
gently down the stream,
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
we're a submarine....

Announcements Announcements, Announcements
What a terrible way to die,
a terrible way to die,
a terrible way to be talked to death,
a terrible way to die...

Announcements, Announcements, Announcements(sing this line slow, and
with all the feeling of the original)
Swing low sweet Chariot SCRAPE!! (slight pause)

Announcements, Announcements, Announcements
Here comes Peter Cottontail,
Hoppin' down the bunny trail... BANG!

Announcements, announcements, announcements.
Row row row your boat,
gently down the stream,
Ha ha fooled ya',
I'm a submarine.

Announcements, announcements, announcements.
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb,
The doctors were surprised.

Announcements, announcements, announcements.
When Mary had a little lamb,
the doctors were surprised,
But when Old Mac Donald had a farm,
they couldn't believe their eyes.

Announcements, Announcements, Announcements.[tune of "The Farmer
in the Dell":]
What a terrible way to die!
What a terrible way to die!
What a terrible way to be bored to death,
What a terrible way to die!

Announcements, Announcements, Announcements.
Make announcements short and sweet,
Short and sweet, short and sweet.
Make announcements short and sweet.
They're so BORING!!!

Announcements, Announcements, Announcements.
Have you ever heard a windbag, a windbag, a windbag?
Have you ever heard a windbag?
You'll here one right now.
They go this way and that way.
This way and that way.
Have you ever heard a windbag.
You'll here one right now.

Announcements, Announcements, Announcements.