'Neath the crust of the old apple pie, 
There is something for you and for I,
It may be a pin that the cook has dropped in, 
Or it may be a nice little fly, 
Or it may be an old rusty nail,
Or some hair from a pussy cat's tail,
But whatever it be, it's for you and for me, 
'Neath the crust of the old apple pie.