When I was walking down the street one bright and sunny day,
I came across a billboard and what to my dismay,
The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night
before,
the wind and rain had done its job and this is what I saw:
Smoke coca-cola cigarettes,
Chew Wrigley Spearmint beer,
And Kennel ration dog food makes your wife's complexion
clear.
So take your next vacation in a brand new Frigidaire and learn
to
play the piano in Granny's underwear.
Simonize your baby with a Hershey candy bar, and Texaco's a
beauty cream that's used by all the stars.
Doctors say that babies
should smoke until they are three,
and people over sixty-five
should bathe in Lipton tea ......
WITH FLOW THRU TEA BAGS