Campfire Songs
Run by the Retired Scouter.

Retired Scouter Campfire Songs 


Boy Scout Camp


Boy Scout Camp. Boy Scout Camp.



The buses, they say they're really fine,

But when they turn the corner

they leave the wheels behind.



I don't wanna go to Boy Scout Camp.

Mo-o-om, I wanna go,

back where the toilets flow.

Mo-o-om, I wanna go ho-o-ome.



The food, they say it's really fine,

But when you try to eat it,

it tastes like turpentine.



I don't wanna go to Boy Scout Camp.

Mo-o-om, I wanna go,

back where the toilets flow.

Mo-o-om, I wanna go ho-o-ome.



The counselors, they say they're really fine,

But when you ask a question

they say "get back in line".



I don't wanna go to Boy Scout Camp.

Mo-o-om, I wanna go,

back where the toilets flow.

Mo-o-om, I wanna go ho-o-ome.



The nurses, they say they're really fine,

But when you break a finger

they break the other nine.



I don't wanna go to Boy Scout Camp.

Mo-o-om, I wanna go,

back where the toilets flow.

Mo-o-om, I wanna go ho-o-ome.



Boy Scout Camp. Boy Scout Camp.