Now Gavin inspected the Eagles
And afterwards mentioned to me
"Their campsite is utterly spotless"
It sounded like bunkum to me

Now Craig went to Boks for supper
He said you make jolly good tea
They said "It's not tea Craig it's soup Craig"
It tasted like bunkum you see

The Scouters are terribly hunky
Their SWAT team is scary to see
The women are flocking around them
It all sounds like bunkum to me

The PLs were sweating and slaving
To dig a new lavatory
The Scouts kept on filling the old ones
They're all full of bunkum you see