Don't know why pigs are falling from the sky.
Crazy weather.
Didn't know that pigs had feathers.
I didn't know they could fly.

Don't know why the cyclone blew through the pig sty.
Farming weather.
Since those darn pigs flew together,
They're landing left and right.

Don't know why I've got pig slime in my eye.
Slimy weather.
Sure hope the weather gets better.
Got pork up to my eyes.

Farmer Brown. Heard he's headed for town.
Well, he'd better
pick up the pigs that are laying
All over my front lawn.