Oh I walked around the corner and I walked around the block 
And I walked right into a doughnut shop 
I picked up a doughnut and I shook of the grease 
And I handed the lady a five cent piece. 
We-e-e-ll she looked at the nickle and she looked at me 
And she said "Kind sir would you pardon me!" 
"There's a hole in the nickle and it goes right through." 
I said "Aye there's a hole in the doughnut too." 
"Thanks for the doughnut. Good day!"