Found a peanut, found a  peanut,  found  a  peanut over there,
Thought I'd eat it, thought I'd eat it, thought I'd eat it, didn't care.

Rather tasty, rather tasty, rather tasty but now,
Got  a  pain,  got  a pain, got a pain, don't know how.

Fetch  a  doctor,  fetch a doctor, fetch a doctor, fetch him quick.
Appendicitis, appendicitis,  appendicitis, feeling sick

Cut him open, cut him open, cut him open, save his life.
Sew him up, sew him up, sew him up around my knife.

Cut him open, cut him open, cut him open 'til  its found,
Sew  him  up,  sew  him up, have you seen my specs around.

Cut him open, cut him open, cut  him  open,  -  ad nauseam.