Girl guide, girl guide, dressed in blue,

These are the actions you must do:

Stand at attention, stand at ease,

Bend your elbows, bend your knees.

Salute to the captain, bow to the Queen,

Turn your back on the dirty submarine.

I can do the heel and toe, I can do the splits.

I can do the hootchy-kootchy, just like this.

Thanks to Michelle Berry for e-mailing me these extra
verses!

Girl Guide, Girl Guide, dressed in yellow,

This is the way I treat my fellow:

Hug him, kiss him, kick him in the pants -

That is the way to find romance.

Girl Guide, Girl Guide, dressed in green,

The leader sent me to the Queen.

The queen didn't want me, sent me to the King

The King said "Turn around and count to seventeen".

1, 2, 3, 4, 5...17