Campfire Songs
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Retired Scouter Campfire Songs 


If I Was Not Upon The Stage


If I was not upon the stage one place I'd rather be...
If I was not upon the stage,
A policeman I would be.
I'd sing my song, all day long,
"Hey, You, Get off my street!"
If I was not upon the stage one place I'd rather be...
If I was not upon the stage,
A gym teacher I would be.
I'd sing my song, all day long,
"Up and up and do-o-o-wn!"
"Hey, You, Get off my street!"
If I was not upon the stage one place I'd rather be...
If I was not upon the stage,
An engineer I would be.
"Two feet by four feet, Bam-Bam-Bam!"
"Up and up and do-o-o-wn!"
"Hey, You, Get off my street!"
A gardener I would be
"Dig a hole, plant a seed, wait until it grows"
A waitress I would be
"Here's your food, here's your drink, here's a bag, Oops!"
A painter I would be
"Here's a pot, here's a brush, slap it on the door"