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If I were not a Boy Scout - 1
4. A garbage collector I would be!
Lift it, dump it, pick out the good stuff!
5. A fireman I would be!
Jump lady jump! Neeeeeeeeeer SPLAT!
6. A girl scout I would be!
Please sir, buy a cookie! Please sir, buy a cookie!
7. A chaplain I would be!
Oh well, you never can tell! You might go to heaven or you might go to. . .
8. Superman I would be!
It's a bird, it's a plane, where the heck is Lois Lane?
9. A teacher I would be!
Shut up, hit the books, don't give me no dirty looks!
10. A golfer I would be!
Slice it, hook it! Look out Tiger Woods!
11. A chef I would be!
Bake a cake, make a pie! Don't squirt anything in your eye!
12. A flight attendant I would be!
Here's your seat, have a pillow! Here's your little bag. . . blech!
13. An electrician I would be!
Positive, negative, just a little charge. ZAP!
14. A butcher I would be!
Chop it up, grind it up, make a little patty!
15. A Scoutmaster I would be!
Hey you, over there, don't ever sit in my chair!
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