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  If I Were Not A Boy Scout - 1
10.A farmer I would be
 Here's a cow, there's a cow, and here's another yuck!
 [or] Come on Betsy give... the baby's gotta live

 11.A laundry worker I would be
 Starchy here, starchy there, starchy in your underwear!
 
 12.A cashier I would be
 Twenty nine, forty nine, here is your change, sir!

 13.A gym teacher I'd be
 We must, we must, improve the bust!

 14.A medic I would be
 Turn around, drop your pants, jab, jab, jab!

 15.A doctor I would be
 Take a pill; pay my bill! I'm going golfing!
 [or] Needle! Thread! Stick 'em in the head!

 16.An electrician I would be
 Positive, negative bbzzzzt zap

 17.A fireman I would be
 Jump lady, jump... whoaa slpat!

 18.A cook I would be
 Mix it, bake it; heartburn-BURP!

 19.A ice cream maker I'd be
 Tutti-frutti, tutti-fruitti, nice ice cream!

 20.A politician I would be
 Raise the taxes, lower the pay, vote for me on election
day!

 21.A butcher I would be
 Chop it up, grind it up, make a little patty!

 22.A garbage collector I'd be
 Lift it, dump it, pick out the good stuff
 [or] Pile that garbage. Pile that garbage. Pile it to the
sky.

 23.A [Domino's] pizza maker I'd be
 30 minute, fast delivery!

 24.A clam digger I would be
 Dig one here, dig one there-Oh my frozen derriere!

 25.Superman I would be
 It's a bird, it's a plane, where is Lois Lane?

 26.Lois Lane I would be
 Get away, get away, get away, Clark Kent!

 27.A cyclist I would be
 peddle, peddle, peddle, peddle; ring, ring, ring!

 28.A truck driver I'd be
 Here's a curve, there's a curve. HERE'S A BETTER CURVE!
 [Makes outline of shapely woman.]

 29.A house cleaner I'd be
 Ooh, a bug; squish it in the rug!

 30.A baby I would be
 Mama, Dada, I wuv you!
 
 31.A Preacher I would be
 Well, well, you never can tell; you might go to heaven,
or
 you might go to ...
 
 32.A DJ I would Be,
 Miles of smiles on the radio dial.
 
 33. A Stewardess I would be,
 Here's your coffee, here's your tea. hear's your paper
bag, urrrp

 34. A Baker I would be,
 Donuts! Eclairs! Buy My Buns!

 35. A Lifeguard I would be,
 Save yourself, Man. I'm working on my tan!
 [or] Mouth to Mouth Resuscitate, What a way to get a date.

 36. A Lawer I would be,
 Honest. I swear, My client wasn't there

 37. An Undertaker I would be,
 6 x 4, nail them to the floor.

 38. An Engineer, I would be,
 Push the button, push the button, kick the darn machine.

 39. A Ranger I would be,
 Get eaten by a bear, see if I care.

 40. A Scoutmaster I would be,
 Do this, do that, I'm gonna take a nap.
 

 Finally: A Girl Scout I would be!