We Know Campfire Songs
Campfire Songs for all occasions for all types of campers.
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The 1,607 songs are arranged alphabetically by title.

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  If I Were Not A Boy Scout - 4
4. A garbage collector I would be!
Lift it, dump it, pick out the good stuff!
5. A fireman I would be!
Jump lady jump!  Neeeeeeeeeer SPLAT!
6. A girl scout I would be!
Please sir, buy a cookie!  Please sir, buy a cookie!
7. A chaplain I would be!
Oh well, you never can tell!  You might go to heaven or you might go to...
8. Superman I would be!
It's a bird, it's a plane, where the heck is Lois Lane?
9. A teacher I would be!
Shut up, hit the books, don't give me no dirty looks!
10. A golfer I would be!
Slice it, hook it!  Look out Tiger Woods!
11. A chef I would be!
Bake a cake, make a pie!  Don't squirt anything in your eye!
12. A flight attendant I would be!
Here's your seat, have a pillow!  Here's your little bag... blech!
13. An electrician I would be!
Positive, negative, just a little charge.  ZAP!
14. A butcher I would be!
Chop it up, grind it up, make a little patty!
15. A Scoutmaster I would be!
Hey you, over there, don't ever sit in my chair!