Verse #1
He jumped from forty thousand feet without a paracute
He jumped from forty thousand feet without a paracute
He jumped from forty thousand feet without a paracute
And he aint gonna jump no more

Chorus
Glory glory what a hell of a way to die
suspended by your braces when you dont know how to fly
Glory glory what a hell of a way to die
And he aint gonna jump no more

Verse #2
He landed on the pavement like a lump of strawberry jam
He landed on the pavement like a lump of strawberry jam
He landed on the pavement like a lump of strawberry jam
And he aint gonna jump no more

Chorus

Verse #3
They put him in a match box and they sent him home to
mum
They put him in a match box and they sent him home to
mum
They put him in a match box and they sent him home to
mum
And he aint gonna jump no more

Chorus

Verse #4
She put on the mantel piece for everyone to see
She put on the mantel piece for everyone to see
She put on the mantel piece for everyone to see
And he aint gonna jump no more

Chorus

Verse #5
She put him on the table when the Vicar came to tea
She put him on the table when the Vicar came to tea
She put him on the table when the Vicar came to tea
And he aint gonna jump no more

Chorus

Verse #6
The Vicar spread him on some toast and said what lovely
jam
The Vicar spread him on some toast and said what lovely
jam
The Vicar spread him on some toast and said what lovely
jam
And he aint gonna jump no more

Chorus
Notes:-
Verse #4 is sometimes ommited, and the chorus is
sometimes repeated a
second time at the end, which gets louder through the
first two lines
and then quieter during the last two lines, with the
last few words
being slowed down and strung out, to emphasize the
point that he aint
gonna jump no more.