GI-Joe and GI-gravy, 
Gee, I wish I joined the navy.
I don't know but I've heard rumors.... 
________ (name someone in the group) up there wears purple
bloomers!

Momma, Momma can't you see?
What the navy's done to me, 
Took away my high-heeled shoes,
Now I'm wearing combat boots!

Dadda, Dadda can't you see? 
What the navy's done to me, 
Took away my designer jeans,
Now I'm wearing dungarees!

Sister, Sister can't you see?
What the navy's done to me, 
Took away my boyfriend Dan,
Now I'm dating Uncle Sam!