Mo-mo-mosquito, bloody mosquito
You're the only b-b-b-bug that I abhor
When the m-m-moon shines over the campsite
I will scratch my b-b-b-bites until they're sore
Ch-ch-ch-chicken, a la-la king-en
You're so g-g-g-good I want some more
When b-banquet is all over
I'll be waiting at the b-b-b-bathroom door
G-g-g-grapefruit, belligerent grapefruit
You're the only f-f-f-fruit that I detest
When I sp-spoon you from the rind
All the j-j-j-juice squirts right out on my vest
I-i-i-ice cream, c-c-c-cake-um
You're the very f-f-f-food that I adore
When I've f-finished with my salad
P-p-p-please come through the k-k-k-kitchen door