"Croak, croak!" went the little green frog one day, (or mmm mme Blink, stick
tongue out) 
"Croak, croak!" went the little green frog. 
"Croak, croak!" went the little green frog one day, 
And they all went croak, croak, croak! 

But we all know frogs go, 
(clap) Tra la la la la la, 
(clap) Tra la la la la la, 
(clap) Tra la la la la la, 
We all know frogs go, 
(clap) Tra la la la la la, 
They don't go croak, croak, croak. 

"Ring, ring!" went the little red phone one day, 
"Ring, ring!" went the little red phone. 
"Ring, ring!" went the little red phone one day, 
And they all went ring, ring, ring! 

But we all know phones go, 
(clap) Ting a ling a ling, 
(clap) Ting a ling a ling, 
(clap) Ting a ling a ling, 
We all know phones go, 
(clap) Ting a ling a ling, 
They don't go ring, ring, ring. 

"Chuff, chuff!" went the little blue train one day, 
"Chuff, chuff!" went the little blue train. 
"Chuff, chuff!" went the little blue train one day, 
And they all went chuff, chuff, chuff! 

But we all know trains go, 
(clap) Puff puff puff 
(clap) Puff puff puff 
(clap) Puff puff puff 
We all know trains go, 
(clap) Puff puff puff 
They don't go chuff, chuff, chuff. 

*or* 

And we all know frogs go SQUELCH when you step on them 
SQUELCH when you step on them SQUELCH when you step on them 

And we all know frogs go POP in the microwave 
POP in the microwave POP in the microwave 

And well know frogs go WHZZZ in the blender 
WHZZZ in the blender WHZZZ in the blender 

And we all know frogs go SPLAT in the ceiling fan 
SPLAT in the ceiling fan SPLAT in the ceiling fan