Little tents in Pine Acres,
Little tents in High Mesa,
Little tents in Sleepy Hollow,
Little tents all the same.  
There are green ones and green ones
And green ones and green ones.  
And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
And they all look just the same.  

And the camp staff in the Valley
All were chosen by the Director,
And all were boy scouts
And they all dressed just the same.  
There were rangers, and commissioners,
And lifeguards, and E-con crews,
And they all dress in ticky-tacky
And they all look just the same.  

And the sun comes to the Valley,
And the campers all go swimming
Where they all stay with buddies
And the buddies do the same.  
And their arms raise when the whistle blows,
And they come out with soggy toes,
And their skin looks like tick-tacky,
And they all look just the name.  

And the night comes to the Valley,
And the bugs start to feast on us.  
They bite us on our arms and legs
And we all itch just the same.  
So we all go to the Health Lodge
Where the Nurse applies the Calamine.  
And once we're all covered
We all smell just the same.