Men From Nirobi, The
We're the men from Nirobi, and our team's a good one,
We play the Watusi, they're seven feet tall.
The cannibals may eat us, but they'll never beat us,
'Cause we're the Nirobi, the beat of them all.
Ungawa, Ungawa, Ungawa, Ungawa,
Ungawa, Ungawa, Ungawa, Wa!
They sent fifteen men down from Killemenjaro,
But they didn't have what it takes! What it TAkes!
We took all our players out into the jungle,
And left them tied up for the snakes! Poor Snakes!
The men from Dark Canyon know our team's a good one,
We played them round this time last year, Last Year!
Their number one player was disqualified,
When he fell on a Nirobi spear.
What a Shaft! Get the Point! That's Sharp!!