Campfire Songs
Run by the Retired Scouter.

Retired Scouter Campfire Songs 


My Momma Don't Wear No Socks


Leader: My momma don't wear no socks!
Everyone: A ding-dong!
Leader: I saw her take 'em off (or: I saw her when she took 'em
off)
Everyone: A ding-dong!
Leader: She threw them on the bed
Everyone: A ding-dong!
Leader: Next morning my Dad was dead!

Chorus (Everyone):

A ding dong, dong, dong,
Dong-a-ding dong, dong, dong,
Dong-a-ding dong!

Other verses have the same start and only change the last two
lines:

She threw them over the fence... haven't seen our neighbours
since
She threw them in the tree... the dog refused to pee
She threw them up towards heaven... brought down a 7-4-7
She threw them on the wall... Spiderman refused to crawl
She threw them on a plate... guess what my brother (or sister)
ate
She threw them in our tent... Sure wish we had a vent
She threw them in the sky... Superman refused to fly
She threw them on the floor... Cockroaches moved in next door
She threw them on my coat... it all went up in smoke
She threw them in my coke... it made me gag and choke
She threw them on a ship... that ship began to tip
She threw them on a boat... that boat refused to float
She threw them on the fence... the birds haven't been there since
She threw them in the air... the birds won't fly up there
She threw them round the bend... that means THIS IS THE END!