*Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap, 
Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap. I would slippy, 
and I'd sloppy, Over everybody's botty, 
Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap, 

Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud. 
Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud. I would ooey and I'd gooey, Under
everybody's shoey. 
Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud. 

Oh, I wish I were a little can of pop. 
Oh, I wish I were a little can of pop. I'd 
go down with a slurp, and come up with a burp. 
Oh, I wish I were a little can of pop. 

Oh, I wish I were a little slippery root. 
Oh, I wish I were a little slippery root. I would sit upon the trail, 
And knock everyone on his tail. 
Oh, I wish I were a little slippery root. 

Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito. 
Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito. I'd buzzy and I'd bitey, 
Under everybody's nighty. 
Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito. 

Oh, I wish I were a little bitty orange. 
Oh, I wish I were a little bitty orange. I'd go squirty, 
squirty, squirty, Over everybody's shirty.Oh, I wish I were a little bitty
orange.