Campfire Songs
Run by the Retired Scouter.

Retired Scouter Campfire Songs 


Oh I Wish I Were

The Barney version.

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Tune: If You're Happy and You Know It


*Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap,
Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap. I would slippy,
and I'd sloppy, Over everybody's botty,
Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap,

Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud.
Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud. I would ooey and I'd gooey, Under
everybody's shoey.
Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud.

Oh, I wish I were a little can of pop.
Oh, I wish I were a little can of pop. I'd
go down with a slurp, and come up with a burp.
Oh, I wish I were a little can of pop.

Oh, I wish I were a little slippery root.
Oh, I wish I were a little slippery root. I would sit upon the trail,
And knock everyone on his tail.
Oh, I wish I were a little slippery root.

Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito.
Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito. I'd buzzy and I'd bitey,
Under everybody's nighty.
Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito.

Oh, I wish I were a little bitty orange.
Oh, I wish I were a little bitty orange. I'd go squirty,
squirty, squirty, Over everybody's shirty.Oh, I wish I were a little bitty
orange.