Old MacDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-ooh! 
And on that farm he had a cow, e-i-e-i-ooh! 
With a moo, moo here and a moo, moo there, 
Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo, moo, 
Old MacDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-ooh! 

*...version two: *
Old MacDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-ooh! 
And on that farm he had a cow, e-i-e-i-ooh! 
With a big cow, little cow, little cow, big cow, Fat cow, thin cow, thin cow,
fat cow, 
Old MacDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-ooh! 

*...version three: *
Old MacDonald had a sea farm, e-i-e-i-ooh! 
And on that sea farm he had an octopus, e-i-e-i-ooh! 
With and arm, arm here and an arm, arm there, 
Here an arm, there an arm, everywhere an arm, arm, 
Old MacDonald had a sea farm, e-i-e-i-ooh! 

other verses: crab: pinch, pinch here.... shark: jaws, jaws here....
swordfish: swish, swish 
here.... jellyfish: jiggle, jiggle here.... 

*...version four:* 
Old MacDonald had a farm , e-i-e-i-ooh! 
Down by the sea, 
Where the water melons grow 
Back to my home 
I dare not go 
ÔCause if I do 
My mother will say (what will she say?) HEY 
Johnny get your gun there's a bear in the garden 
Lying on his back with his tummy to the sun 
Singing Old MacDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-oh!