Campfire Songs
Run by the Retired Scouter.

Retired Scouter Campfire Songs 

One Hen, Two Ducks

One hen.
Two ducks.
Three squaking geese .
Four limerick oysters.
Five golden rings.
Six pairs of Don Alverzo's favorite tweezers.
Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array.
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient, sacred,
secret crypts of Egypt.
Nine apathetic, sympathetic diabetic old men on
roller skates with a marked propensity towards
procrastination and sloth.
Ten spherical, lyrical diabolical demons of the
deep who consistently quiver on the quarry
of the key constantly.

Sung as a "Repeat after me" chant.
Leader chants one line and the group repeats it