Campfire Songs
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Retired Scouter Campfire Songs 


One Hen


This is a repeat after me song
Are you ready?
Al right!
Here we go!
Two ducks
Three squawking geese
Four limerick oysters
Five corpulent porpoises
Six pairs of Don Alverso's tweezers
Seven thousand Macedonians in full dress battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt
Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a
marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth
Ten Conical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep who haul, stall
around the corner of the quo, of the quay, of the quivey all at the same time!-->
One hen.
One hen, two ducks.
One hen, two ducks, three squawking geese.
One hen . . . four limerick oysters.
One hen . . . five corpulent porpoises.
One hen . . . six pairs of Don El Verzo's tweezers.
One hen . . . seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array.
One hen . . . eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt.
One hen . . . nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked
propensity towards procrastination and sloth.
One hen . . . ten Conical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep who haul
squall around the corner of the quo, of the quay, with a quiver all at the same
time.

Alternitively (not from down under (I think)) is the following, "based on some sort of radio broadcaster's test and it goes up to, so I have heard-21 or so"

One hen . . . ten lyrical, spereical, dyibolical denons of the deep who haul stall
and fall around the quo, quivy and qay
One hen . . . eleven neutramatic synsthesizing systems owned by the seriously
cybernetic marketing division shipped via relatavistic space flight through
the draconian sector seven.