Poor little bug on the wall
No one to love him at all
No one to wash his clothes
No one to tickle his toes
poor little but on the wall   

this song can be done several different ways,  after each line, you put in an 
action/ sound.  (I.E.  if you were doin the watermellon version, it would go  
Poor little bug on the wall   (slurp, spit) 
No one to love him at all   (slurp, spit)   ect......)

other ways to do the song are ......

football         (hut hut!)
type writer    (zip zing)
receptionist  (hold please)
ump/referee   (you're out,  or strike 1, 2,3)
  These are only a few but there are many more.  Hope you can use it!!!

Bobbie Howard