Campfire Songs
Run by the Retired Scouter.

Retired Scouter Campfire Songs 


Puff, The Magic Maggot


Chorus:
Puff, the magic maggot lives in my trash
and frolics in banana peels and in the cigarette ash!
Puff, the magic maggot lives in my trash
and dines on month-old kitty litter and mildewed corn beef hash!
Little Teddy Tapeworm loved that maggot Puff.
He brought him dead dogs two weeks old, and scabs still moist with
pus.
Together they would travel to the city morgue to eat.
Puff would get the bones and hair and Teddy would get the meat!
Chorus
Maggots live forever, but tapeworms aren't too tough.
Teddy could eat the bones and hair, but he choked on the scabs with
pus.
Puff was broken-hearted, losing Teddy really hurt,
But not as much as hunger did, so he ate him for dessert!