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Road Kill Song, The Follow the bouncing ball on this tune. I also have this tune listed as Tom the Toad (and a few other variations). Youtube address: zQRTk1RvFH8
Tune: Oh Christmas Tree
Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Turtle Ted,
Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Turtle Ted,
Why are you lying your shell is flat
In the Road ? Just like your head.
Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Turtle Ted,
Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Turtle Ted,
Why are you lying your shell is flat
In the Road ? Just like your head.
You did not see You moved to slow
That car aheadTo save your life.
On your skull We've scraped you up,
Is a tire tread. with a putty knife.
Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Turtle Ted,
Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Turtle Ted,
Why are you lying your shell is flat
In the Road ? Just like your head.
Oh, Possum Pete,Oh, Sue the skunk,
Oh, Possum Pete,Oh, Sue the skunk,
There is nothing left,Why did you make
But hair and feet. My tires go clunk?
Oh, Possum Pete,Oh, Sue the skunk,
Oh, Possum Pete,Oh, Sue the skunk,
There is nothing left,Why did you make
But hair and feet. My tires go clunk?
You did not lookYou did not see
From East to West. That bus go by,
Now on the road Now you're flat
Is such a messLike a butterfly.
You did not lookYou did not see
From East to West. That bus go by,
Now on the road Now you're flat
Is such a messLike a butterfly.
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