I had a chicken 
That wouldn't lay any eggs 
I had a chicken 
That wouldn't lay any eggs 

Chorus: 

Until that rooster came in my yard 
And caught that chicken right off her guard 
We're getting eggs now just like we used to 
Ever since that rooster came in my yard 

Other verses and their chorus: 

Bubblegum machine that wouldn't give any gum -- we're getting
chick-lets 
Toaster that wouldn't give any toast -- we're getting Eggos 
Cow that wouldn't give any milk -- we're getting egg nog 
Teacher that wouldn't give any tests -- we're getting egg-sams 
Politician that wouldn't win any elections -- we're getting
chicken catch-a-Tory 
Dog that wouldn't give any pups -- we're getting pooched eggs 
Toy shop that wouldn't sell toys -- we're getting Lego 
Nylon dispenser that wouldn't give nylons -- we're getting L'Eggs
now 
Dumptruck that wouldn't move dirt -- we're getting egg-scavations

Hospital that wouldn't heal people -- we're getting eggs-rays 
Health spa that wouldn't keep me fit -- we're getting eggs-ercise

Farmer that wouldn't grow beans -- we're getting chick peas 
Hairdresser that wouldn't dye hair -- we're getting henn-aed 
Philosopher who wouldn't ponder -- we're getting eggs-istential 
Chemist who wouldn't do labs -- we're getting hen-alytical 
Physicist who couldn't do thermodynamics -- we're getting
hen-tropy 
Gardener that wouldn't grow veggies -- we're getting egg plants 
Fishwife who wouldn't nag -- we're getting hen pecked 
Company that wouldn't trade goods -- we're getting eggs-ports 
Spice rack that didn't have herbs -- we're getting chick-ory 
Song that went on way too long -- we're getting egg-sasparated