Down by the seashore,
Glimmer, glimmer,
There sat a mermaid,
Slimmer, slimmer.
Her teeth were false
And her hair peroxide.
Tell by the moon light
She was cross-eyed.
Ruffles on her petticoat,
Blowing in the breeze,
Light brown sandpaper,
Rubbing on her knees.
She had a wooden leg,
And could not walk home.
Ahhh. I love her just the same.