There's a spider on the floor, on the floor, 
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor. 
Who could ask for anything more
Than a spider on the floor,
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor.

Now the spider's on my leg, on my leg (2x) 
Oh, he's really, really big, 
This old spider on my leg, 
There's a spider on my leg, on my leg.

Now the spider's on my belly, on my belly(2x)
Oh, I think I'm going to yelly, 
At this spider on my belly,
There's a spider on my belly, on my belly.

Now the spider's on my neck, on my neck (2x)
Oh, I'm gonna be a wreck,
With this spider on my neck,
There's a spider on my neck, on my neck.

Now the spider's on my face, on my face (2x)
Oh, what a big disgrace,
I've got a spider on my face,
There's a spider on my face, on my face.

Now the spider's on my head, on my head (2x)
Oh, I wish that I were dead, 
I've got a spider on my head, 
There's a spider on my head, on my head.

(Spoken) But he jumps off....

Now there's a spider on the floor, on the floor (2x) 
Who could ask for anything more 
Than a spider on the floor, 
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor.