Tarzan
Swingin' on a rubber band 
Fell into a frying pan
Now Tarzan has a tan

Jane
Flying in her aeroplane
Crashed into a freeway lane (or: hit by a hurricane)
Now Jane has a pain
And Tarzan has a tan

Cheetah 
Walking down the streeta
Hit by a cheese truck 
Now Cheetah is velveeta
And Jane has a pain 
And Tarzan has a tan

Shamu
Swimming in the ocean blue
Hit by a ski-doo (or: smashed into a red canoe)
Now Shamu's going to sue
And Cheetah is velveeta
And Jane has a pain 
And Tarzan has a tan

Monkey
Was swinging from tree to tree
Got stung by a bumblebee 
Now Monkey is so funky
And Shamu's gonna sue
And Cheetah is velveeta
And Jane has a pain
And Tarzan has a tan

Roger
Was pitching for the Dodgers
Hit someone larger
Now Roger's not a Dodger
And Monkey is so funky
And Shamu's gonna sue
And Cheetah is velveeta
And Jane has a pain
And Tarzan has a tan

Lion
Has got to keep on trying
To stop others from crying 
Now Lion loves flying 
And Roger's not a Dodger
And Monkey is so funky
And Shamu's gonna sue
And Cheetah is velveeta
And Jane has a pain
And Tarzan has a tan

King Tut
Doing the Egyptian strut
Fell into a rut
Now Tut's on his butt
And Lion loves flying 
And Roger's not a Dodger
And Monkey is so funky
And Shamu's gonna sue
And Cheetah is velveeta
And Jane has a pain
And Tarzan has a tan
And that my friends is now the end!