Nobody loves me; everybody hates me 
Just 'cos I eat worms! 
Long, thin slimy ones, short fat fuzzy ones; 
See them squiggle and squirm.
The long thin slimy ones slide down easily, 
The short fat fuzzy ones stick. 
The short fat fuzzy ones stick in your teeth, 
And the juice goes 'urlllch' like this!
I chop all the heads off, suck out the juice, 
And throw all the skins away, 
And nobody knows how I survive 
On a hundred worms a day.