Campfire Songs
Run by the Retired Scouter.

Retired Scouter Campfire Songs 

You Can't Keep A Cow In A Council Flat

You can't keep a cow in a council flat,
It's a thing that they just don't allow,
I've been right to the top and the Lord mayor said stop,
So you'll have to get rid of that cow,

A budgies OK in a bungalow,
We don't take objection to that,
But think of the wear and the tear on the stair,
If you keep a cow in a flat,

*(repeat* *chorus)*

Why not start a collection of tropical fish,
We'll make an exception for that,
But I've told you before what it does to the floor,
If you keep a cow in a flat

(repeat *Chorus*)